Fund Janet Glasses: co-op captions for your eyes

Accessibility + Privacy =

Live captions and translation are a shared win — on your face, offline, with no cloud rent.

No cap — on JANET.

You're invited into Janet's offline-first world: captions and translation right in front of your eyes — playful, private, and yours. No cloud. No subscription.

Target: €5,000 · Deadline: May 1, 2026

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Illustration of Janet — privacy-first companion; rainbow twin-tails, warm golden eyes, forest-green coat with fur-trimmed collar, holding Prism (staff with glowing blue crystal). Style may vary as art evolves.

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Why Janet Glasses

Warm, privacy-minded, accessibility-first — one purchase, no subscription lock-in.

Privacy-first

No cloud rent — your voice stays on hardware you own.

Accessibility

Live captions, translation, memory assist — all offline-first.

No subscription

One purchase when hardware ships — no monthly treadmill.

Janet ecosystem

Open companion stack — constitutional AI, cluster-only by design.

Phase 1 validation

Prove Janet on Halo today — pilot next — EU-made glasses after that.

What can Janet do?

Peek at the living map of Janet's world — apps, integrations, and how the pieces co-op together. The portfolio refreshes from public GitHub on a schedule, so the story stays honest.

Browse the live portfolio (heyjanet.org) Cloudflare Pages mirror
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Back the campaign

Clear ask: €5,000 · Deadline: May 1, 2026 — thank you for helping us open the door.

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Janet's idea: Made in EU

We're aiming for J.A.N.E.T. Glasses — Janet-native hardware designed and built in Europe, so the same warm, offline plaza vibe can live on something you truly own. Materials, components, and assembly in the EU/EEA. Shorter supply chains, stronger privacy, European regulation.

The EU's "Made in Europe" rules require at least 50% value created in the EU for qualification. Phase 1 validates the model on Halo; Phase 4 delivers glasses that meet this standard.

Janet's vision: wearables that respect you, your data, and your region — co-op, not captive.